Sam the Skunk

I didn't go on any dates this week, because I'm a loser. But I still gotta blog about something so I wrote ya'll a poem about a love story! Let's just say there is definitely someone out there for each of us, we just have to be willing to search for them and be patient. Love and dating is all about finding those people who can accept us for our differences!

Sam the skunk was a very sad boy

he walked the town with a mouth full of soy

he smelled bad enough with the stench from his butt

and pure fear and panic when his tail lifted up

but all sam wanted was a pal to be there

so he looked for a creature with a nose full of hair

he thought this gal should not be afraid

if sams tail slightly raised and a gas had been sprayed

her hairs would protect her from the gaseous stink

and there his friend was, it was madi the mink

now this was a match made for the ages

the joy of these two was truly contageous

when sam would slip up and gas would appear

madi just smiled with no need to fear

these two were perfect, two peas in a pod

sam was so happy he prayed to his god

thank you so much for madi the mink

who stands closely by when i start to stink

as you can tell we've made quite the pair

so i thank you for her and her awesome nose hair

and i only have one more thing left to say

i'll be grateful for her til the end of my day

god had brought madi and madi brought joy

so sam finally spit out his mouthful of soy

he had finally finished the bulk of his plan

from a very sad boy to a happy young man

let us all find a girl like madi the mink

to pick us back up when our hearts start to sink

then let us be grateful and happy each day

and kneel to our father and make sure to pray.